Last Words

“Help me I need to…”

“My god you look…”

“Honey, why are you so…”

“Please I need my pepto…”

“I hope that steak won't kill me…”

“How bad is it doctor…”

“My cholesterol is how high…”

“OMG is that a bear…”

“How much have I drunk…”

“I hey where's the pin to my grenade…”

“I think my guns jammed…”

“Honey this doesn't look safe…”

“Where did that spider come from…”

“You lost your pet snake…”

“Did I mention i'm allergic to cumin..”

“I'm deathly afraid of ostriches…”

Why my job is great!

-Sassy Black Chic’s

-White Trash

-Funny Kids

-High Pitched Dudes

-Manly Women

-Preppy Guys

-Things In Lazy River

-Kid Poop Drawings

-Kids Who freak out B/C of bloody nose

-Old guy in Banana Hammock

-When people complain how bad life is

-Things people say in terror

-When people just fall then pop up and say,”I’m Ok”

-Sun burned hicks

-Convincing kids to go on the ride

-Kids fighting with parents(and winning)

-Eavesdropping on conversation

-Higher than kite people

-Snoty kids

-Singing Disney songs
-People who don't want to get wet
-The song ,”Bird is the word”.
-Midgets that are extremly sassy
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What is in a Friend!

A: Attention

B: Bonding

C: Confidence

D: DEEP

E: Empowering

F: Fun-Loving

G: Grand

H: Happy

I: Intertwined

J: Joyful

K: Kindhearted

L: Long

M: Meaningful

N: Necessity

O: Open

P: Potent

Q: Quintessential

R: Responsive

S: Spontaneity

T: Tentative

U: Understanding

V: Very-Awesome

W: Whimsical

X: Xeno

Y: Young

Z: Zealot's

My Life....In Pie!

Suprise Piece

Had a rough day,

Arrived at home to a house of horrors,

Life is like a never ending winter,

so miserable,

I just want to end it all.

Staggering into the kitchen,

Grabbing my lonely bottle of Smirnoff,

Getting my lonely shot glass,

Pouring the anesthetic to life,

Picking it up,

And dumping every last drop into the sink.

Whats wrong with ME

What,

Is,

Wrong,

With,

Me?

Locked away,

Shut out,

Separated,

From society.

But don't worry,

I wanted that,

Society is hideous,

Who wants that?

Any takers on a dysfunctional,

Society,

I thought not!

Kid's Like Me

Kids like me get picked on, teased at, made fun of.

I am bigger, gayer, than them, those are my insecurities.

Trouble on the home front, bad father, their insecurities.

So to help reinforce their insecurities they have to tear down mine.

But what they don’t realize those are also my in securities.

My parents are, ‘Tolerant’, of my, ‘Lifestyle’, so they say unfruitful things.

My biological dad, is as dead-beat as they come.

So instead of teasing people, see if they’re in the same boat as you.