Monday, May 19, 2014

Why my job is great!

-Sassy Black Chic’s
-White Trash
-Funny Kids
-High Pitched Dudes
-Manly Women
-Preppy Guys
-Things In Lazy River
-Kid Poop Drawings
-Kids Who freak out B/C of bloody nose
-Old guy in Banana Hammock
-When people complain how bad life is
-Things people say in terror
-When people just fall then pop up and say,”I’m Ok”
-Sun burned hicks
-Convincing kids to go on the ride
-Kids fighting with parents(and winning)
-Eavesdropping on conversation
-Higher than kite people
-Snoty kids
-Singing Disney songs
-People who don't want to get wet
-The song ,”Bird is the word”.
-Midgets that are extremly sassy
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6 comments:

  1. Haha very funny, love it!

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  2. Can relate to most of these. Great in sight to the job of a lifeguard.

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  3. The way you preformed this really makes it incredible and humorous.

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  4. This is seriously great. Very funny!!!

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  5. Wes! I love your humor in this piece it cracks me up!! Great job

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  6. So funny! Would love it if you added your commentary, too, like you read it in class. Bravo!

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